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Heath Franklin's Chopper - The Last Hard Bastard on Earth

Heath Franklin


As seen on 7 Days

The year is 2030. Humanity is all but wiped out, and there is only one man who can save us from the Softcockalypse.

For too long, we thought that things like 'gentle parenting', 'love languages' and 'paper straws’ were a good idea until self-diagnosing whingers and 37 types of milk destroyed civilisation...

Then, like a glorious moustachioed phoenix, a hard bastard arose from the beta cuck ashes to restart humankind.

Strap in! Chopper is back, just in time….to live again!

‘If Heath is Clark Kent and his Chopper persona is Superman, then it is good to look up in the sky once again and see not a bird, not a plane, but a super comedian’ - Scenestr

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When

Thursday 15 May, 7:00pm to 8:00pm

Cost

Restrictions: R15

Adult $46.00
Student $43.00
Concession Gold card and Community Service card holders $43.00
Groups 6+ For group bookings of 6 or more $40.00

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Where

Toitoi - Opera House, Hastings, Hawke's Bay / Gisborne
101 Hastings Street South, Hastings, Hawke's Bay / Gisborne

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